In the high pressure era of freeze-dried, flat-packed, high-speed, quick-dry, one-coat, fast-track life, it's hard for the successful Rabbit about town to find a little bunny to hop around with. A bunny to hug. A little lady bunny who might say "I doe".
("Doe" - do you see what I did there..?)
I do meet lady bunnies, but there are so many with "issues". There are the hard drinking "buckettes", the less than beautiful bunny boilers, the precious honey-bunnies, the desperate housebunnies; the list goes on.
So I'm seriously thinking about "Rabbit speed-dating": My associate Neville (so often affected by tragedy) tried it a couple of weeks ago. Corner of a shady field, lead rabbit with an egg-timer and a circle of lady bunnies waiting to be impressed by a Rabbit of means. (That's me, if you hadn't guessed..)
He hit it off with a little lady bunny, went to a little night-club burrow, and drank chilled carrot juice until dawn. They left paw-in-paw and licked the dew off the spring grass. It was all too perfect.
He walked her along the road to her burrow oblivious to everything else, and as she gazed into his eyes the van delivering the early morning post ran over her head..
Que sera sera I suppose. I'll let you know how it goes..
(o:3
("Doe" - do you see what I did there..?)
I do meet lady bunnies, but there are so many with "issues". There are the hard drinking "buckettes", the less than beautiful bunny boilers, the precious honey-bunnies, the desperate housebunnies; the list goes on.
So I'm seriously thinking about "Rabbit speed-dating": My associate Neville (so often affected by tragedy) tried it a couple of weeks ago. Corner of a shady field, lead rabbit with an egg-timer and a circle of lady bunnies waiting to be impressed by a Rabbit of means. (That's me, if you hadn't guessed..)
He hit it off with a little lady bunny, went to a little night-club burrow, and drank chilled carrot juice until dawn. They left paw-in-paw and licked the dew off the spring grass. It was all too perfect.
He walked her along the road to her burrow oblivious to everything else, and as she gazed into his eyes the van delivering the early morning post ran over her head..
Que sera sera I suppose. I'll let you know how it goes..
(o:3
