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I did a bit of digging around, and found out that there is more to this than meets the eye..
Apparently hazelnut dealers in German towns, keen to ensure repeat
custom have been cutting nuts with highly addictive designer drugs, to get innocent squirrels hooked on their wares. Drugs such as smack, crack, boink, thump and splat have been found in high concentrations, injected surreptitiously into nuts, and passed off as kosher..Animal police are hot on the heels of these nefarious individuals, but whilst these nut-runners are on the loose - don't go nibbling any old stranger's nuts.
Let's be careful out there..
2 comments:
Why oh why oh why do we pay our tax carrots only to have stories like this turn up every month?
This is a total repeat of the "Crystal Meth in Bonios" scandal from May. As we all know, dogs often roll in nasty stuff but once exposed to these deadly treats they did far worse. Dave's trouser accident was a national disgrace. Mind you, it's a far cry from the effect of leftover Happy Meals.
yours hungrily,
Mr B. Eagle
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