Ariel Bunnywashing Liquid..
Rabbit says; “For all your bunny washing needs, I recommend this fine soap-based detergent augmented with flash sounding pseudo-science. Simply add a capful to a bowl of warm water and release the lactivated pimposomes to smooth away flyaway fake fur and split ends. It might burn your scalp a bit but that soon settles down.. ..it's so worth it.”*
[This is a pre-recorded message from our sponsor as Rabbit is out of the office meeting hot bunny chicks. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow – unless he gets lucky.]
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(*Disclaimer: Do not wash genuine rabbits in Ariel. If you're so thick that you think washing a real bunny in laundry detergent is a good idea, please, please do not have children.)
-EOM-
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